Ervolino: WIFE got termites?

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June 05, 2007

WIFE got termites?

Book title of the week: "THIS OLD SPOUSE: A Unique, Do-It-Yourself Guide to Restoring, Renovating, and Rebuilding Your Relationship," by Sharyn Wolf, who insists that keeping a marriage in good working order means working on the foundation, keeping the furnace burning and making a blueprint for the future.

And if that doesn't work -- I'm just guessing here -- you put it on the market, sell it and get a new one.

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I'm thrilled to have made it into your column. The problem is that I sent my web designer to add your comment to my site, and she ended up spending hours reading your posts--and charging me for her time!
Thanks,
Sharyn Wolf

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