Ervolino: Holy Hanna

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September 05, 2008

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stop pulling weeds until it stops raining. well, the town says they are weeds. lilies, irises, mint, clematis, daisies, queen anne's lace, hostas, violets and the patch with 4-, 5- and 6-leafed clovers.
if the town thinks i am going to plant grass, they are full of fertilizer. i hate grass.
i will also bring the bicycles in off the porch.
then i will do the mending that i haven't been doing because i have been working outside.
i am probably the only person to welcome the storm. as long as no one gets hurt from it and the wind isn't too bad, it will give me a much needed break.

It's going to give me the chance to clean out closets in the girl's rooms and see what still fits (probably NOTHING) from last season and bake some cookies with them, since my husband has to work all day. I hope the storm isn't so bad and that the flooding, if any, is minimal for everyone.

Get a six pack of Yuengling Lager and food! A storm without food? No way!

I live on high ground and I'm on the second floor....but a couple blocks up is the Lodi water tower and I always wondered what would happen to the houses below it if it ever blew.

Guess it won't be a good day to wash my car, huh? :)

Retaping the plastic in the master bedroom on the first floor that has a leak that is smack in the center of my bed, otherwise. (There's a single shingle missing off the room on that side of the house, where it percolates through an inaccessible crawlspace on the second floor, and travels, somehow, to the center of the ceiling downstairs!)

That's "roof" not "room" - opps.

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BILL ERVOLINO is an award-winning humor columnist at The Record in Bergen County, N.J. He began writing in 1976, and, since then, has stopped only once — in 1983 — to get a drink of water.

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