You think its easy reading mail all day long?
Today is the first time I have ever read anything that you have written. The reason I did so is because my AP English teacher was a huge fan of yours. She grew up in New Jersey and loved everything you wrote. Apparently your articles are hilarious. Almost all the adults that she coerced into reading it were laughing. However, when I read "Toaster Oven Maintains a Warm Place in his Heart" I didn't come across anything that was all that humorous. My classmates all expressed the same sentiments and chose me to write to you. I was wondering if you could explain the attraction all adults feel towards your writing. Just for the record your article was a bit eccentric and I enjoyed reading it simply because of the subject matter.