We left Camp Bucca late last night on a Blackhawk helicopter with an Air Force rock band. Think of this as the military version of that scene in “Home Alone,” when a desperate mother ends up returning to her home-alone son in Chicago by resorting to the only ride she can find — in the back of a panel truck with a polka band.
I don't mean to joke, but the notion of flying around a war zone with a rock band struck me as funny. Anyway, we need a laugh now and then.
This Air Force band, whose name was “Mojave,” was actually quite good. Wearing their camouflage uniforms, they had come to Camp Bucca in the afternoon to entertain the troops, playing a wide variety of rock songs and ending their set with a rousing rendition of “We Are Family.”
Tyson and I had booked seats on the band’s return flight. Actually, “booked” is not the best word to describe the military’s version of flight reservations. About 90 minutes before we were scheduled to head to the landing zone — LZ to military folks — a sergeant with the air controller’s office caught up with us and told us that one of the Blackhawks had mechanical problems.
“You’ve been bumped,” he said.
At this point, after so many moments of frustration in trying to fly from base to base in Iraq, I think the sergeant noticed a look of despair and desperation in our eyes — maybe a little madness, too. So he suggested we carry our bags to the LZ and see if we could talk our way on to the helicopter.“I’ll sit on the drum set,” I joked. No one laughed.
So we packed up, headed to the LZ and discovered there was only one available seat. Would Tyson go? Would I?
We both decided to stay together, no matter what. Then, a very generous Army reserve lieutenant colonel, who is a lawyer in civilian life back in California and worked with military intelligence in Iraq , approached. He was at Camp Bucca to help assess information from some of the prisoners held there. As we told him of our situation, he said, “I’ll let you have my seat.”
So we boarded the chopper, crammed next to the rock bank. And then, something dawned on me. All the band members were wearing body armor, helmets and carrying guns.
“This is the first rock band I ever saw that had to wear body armor,” I said. (I knew, of course, that gun play was not all that uncommon in the rock and roll world. But body armor? Maybe it’s a new trend.)
As we buckled into our seats, a pilot approached.
“Where are you from?” I asked.
“Lakewood, New Jersey,” he said. He flew choppers with a New Jersey National Guard air unit.
I introduced myself. He did the same — Matt Lanese.
He said his parents both grew up in Bergen County — one in Hackensack ; the other in Old Tappan.
Once again, I was reminded — pleasantly, for sure — how small our world is.
Minutes later, we took off, flying at about 500 feet above the darkened desert as we crossed into Kuwait.
In the distance, the scores of spotlights of Camp Bucca’s detention center burned brightly, seeming like birthday candles against the black night. But, of course, those lights were not candles. And their brightness was no indication of a joyful birthday. If anything, they are a reminder of the job still to be done in Iraq.
I could still see those lights when we landed in Kuwait.
-- Mike Kelly
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