HALF-FULL / HALF-EMPTY game!
It's Friiiiiday! Time for the HALF-FULL HALF-EMPTY weekly news game!
- The cost of bread has gone up 12 percent compared to this time last year because of a global shortage of wheat, affecting costs of tons more products too, according to the Department of Labor Statistics.
- Half-Full: The Atkins Diet will so much easier to follow now.
- Half-Empty: Crap, now I can't use the "bread and pasta is cheaper than fruit" excuse.
- Scientists have found sharks search for food in the same way humans grocery shop, in a "predatory" series of small movements interspersed with large jumps to new locations.
- Half-Full: Now there's an explanation for vicious shopping cart aisle attacks...
- Half-Empty: Creationists are all like, humans in NO WAY resemble sharks!!
- Americans nationwide threw temper-tantrums and struggled to stay awake when all 7,000 Starbucks stores closed for three hours Tuesday for employee training.
- Half-Full: That should help indie coffee shops survive, oh, two more weeks.
- Half-Empty: Only three hours?
Play along and add your comments! See you Monday!
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