You Write the Caption
Good afternoon folks. It looks like the second half of the Q&A will run tomorrow so here's something to tide you over in the mean time.
This You Write the Caption photo isn't overly funny but it does provide material for some potentially funny captions. Here goes:
Ronaldinho slaloms past the Real Salt Lake defense in a recent friendly.
Okay, so you get the idea. And apologies to RSL fans, I know your team has been playing better. I just needed a bad MLS defense to plug into the caption.
So here you go. Let's hear some humor.
Guarana Antarctica gives you winnnnggs.
Posted by:Speedball | October 10, 2007 at 03:20 PM
Ronaldinho is practicing his high jump because he was told "you must be this high to ride this ride."
Posted by:Rocco | October 10, 2007 at 03:21 PM
Ronaldinho jumps over a popular NJ cover band
Posted by:Squard | October 10, 2007 at 03:22 PM
Ronaldinho rehabilitates his strained calf ahead of a mid-week fixture at a Barcelona night club.
Posted by:buckyz | October 10, 2007 at 03:38 PM
Ronaldinho practices the bunny hop, a popular dance move at night clubs.
Posted by:Sam | October 10, 2007 at 03:43 PM
Ronaldinho, after his documented all-night party fiascos, has been ordered by FC Barcelona to perform weekly DUI (Dribbling Under the Influence) tests.
Posted by:LAJames | October 10, 2007 at 03:49 PM
After mastering the step-over, the free kick and the Cruyff, Ronaldinho introduces the "levitation."
Posted by:Michael F. | October 10, 2007 at 03:55 PM
Guarana Antartica gives you gas.
or
The Gaucho of South America mounts his horse from above.
Posted by:Fireball | October 10, 2007 at 03:59 PM
"It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's buck-toothed Superman with a bad hair day!"
Posted by:Edward | October 10, 2007 at 04:00 PM
Ronaldinho moments before his radical hemroid removal treatment went horrible wrong...
Posted by:Tony M | October 10, 2007 at 04:00 PM
After running onto the track in an Australia auto race, the now-famous kangaroo decided to take up another sport...
Posted by:Brad | October 10, 2007 at 04:02 PM
Fearing that the cone may unexpectedly go Ricardo Clark on him, Ronaldinho jumps to safety.
Posted by:Katatonia | October 10, 2007 at 04:05 PM
Ronaldinho demonstrates FIFA's controversial new anti-doping measure, a Field Sobriety Test-- if you agree to do this, you're high on something.
Posted by:andy b. | October 10, 2007 at 04:06 PM
Do not try to jump over the cone. That is impossible. The important thing to remember is that there is no cone.
Posted by:matt | October 10, 2007 at 04:21 PM
Ronaldinho jumps to safety after being triple teamed by the gnomes from the Travelocity commercial...
Posted by: charlie | October 10, 2007 at 04:31 PM
Ronaldinho attempts to one-up Kerlon's seal dribble with the all new bunny hop.
Posted by:Jeff | October 10, 2007 at 04:36 PM
Ronaldinho slaloms past the Red Bulls defense in a recent friendly.
Posted by:Igor | October 10, 2007 at 04:36 PM
Ronaldinho showing Ronaldo that they're not at the same fitness levels yet.
Posted by:Steve W | October 10, 2007 at 04:42 PM
Ronaldinho has to choose between having an agile soccer team or safer construction zones... Futbol 1, Pedestrians 0.
Posted by:Matty C | October 10, 2007 at 05:36 PM
Ives -- When did Richie Williams sign with Real Salt Lake?
Posted by:KDruff | October 10, 2007 at 05:39 PM
Matt Groening presents the live action feature of "Futbol is Hell" starring Ronaldinho as Bongo!
Posted by:krsone | October 10, 2007 at 06:19 PM
Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. Ronaldinho jump over the cone?
Posted by:bill | October 10, 2007 at 06:21 PM
Ronaldinho slaloms past the NY Redbulls defense in a recent friendly.
Apologies to NYRB fans, I know your team has made the playoffs. I just needed a bad MLS defense who has allowed 4 more goals than last place RSL over the last 10 games (and only 1 less over the whole season).
Posted by:Hincha Tim | October 10, 2007 at 06:29 PM
Some of these jokes are so coney.
Posted by:MemRook | October 10, 2007 at 07:05 PM
Ronaldinho prepares to stick the landing.
Posted by:PS | October 10, 2007 at 07:09 PM