Soccer By Ives: You Write the Caption


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November 07, 2007

You Write the Caption

Yes, it has been entirely too long.

You Write the Caption is back and I had to resurrect it after finding a great photo of everyone's favorite MLS team president, Alexi Lalas. The man who has ruined as many MLS teams as Andy Williams has played for made his return as a player recently in a charity soccer match.

Enjoy the photo and provide your own caption:

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"Alexi Lalas prepares for his signature move, the foot in mouth."

Now it's your turn. Fire away.

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"Fiiiigaro, FigaroFigaroFigaroFigaroFigaroFigaroFigaroFigaroFigaro, Fiiiiiigaaaaaarooooo"

This mouth can get landon and becks in at the same time!

Lalas shows off his talents. Ohh, and he also plays soccer.

Oh my God what were they thinking giving me a contract in the Italian League?

I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"

Ives, i believe there is a caption contest from a while ago that you never posted winners for!

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After Lalas misses a wide open net, he goes on a rampage and makes fun of a kid with cerebral palsy in the front row.

I always keep my mouth open just in case there's a microphone near

donde esta la guitara?

Alexi Lalas reacts to the Jumbotron playing the 2007 LA Galaxy highlight video at halftime.

Soooooooooooooperclub!

The Galaxy faithful complain that Alexi Lalas sucks, but Lalas proves he can't even do that right.

Alexi finds out Steve McClaren is there for the head coaching job but only if Alexi gets dumped first.

Alexi flexes his jaw in preparation for meeting Steve Mclaren

owwwww, futbol is boring!!!

Lalas practices for his upcoming annual employee review with his bosses at AEG.

Ohhhhh, he called you Pete Vag-anus! Burn!

"Crooooowwwwwwnnnnnnnn Jewwwwwwellllll ooooooooofffffff MMMMMMMLLLLLLLSSSSSSSS." (repeat) "Crooooowwwwwwnnnnnnnn Jewwwwwwellllll...

I suck at soccer so I mite as well be hear for my illustrious singing career!

"seriously, i'm awesome. just look at me. i'm going to trade for myself! now which promising young player can i give away..."

I'm an A-holeeeeeeeee

alexi lalas celebrates mls expansion...two franchises he run into the ground yet, baby!

sublicon, memrook's are the best. The others are pretty weak, and Bills is just distasteful.

Mine
Lalas gets word that Chivas USA signed Zidane. "Oh no you didn't!" says Lalas

I won't even attempt to top your caption Ives. Brilliant.

It is tough to top Ives' comment, but I'll try.

-Alexi Lalas attempts to recreate the giant sucking noise that has been emanating from the Galaxy team Lalas assembled this season.

INSERT BECKHAM HERE.

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