You Write the Caption
Yes, it has been entirely too long.
You Write the Caption is back and I had to resurrect it after finding a great photo of everyone's favorite MLS team president, Alexi Lalas. The man who has ruined as many MLS teams as Andy Williams has played for made his return as a player recently in a charity soccer match.
Enjoy the photo and provide your own caption:

"Fiiiigaro, FigaroFigaroFigaroFigaroFigaroFigaroFigaroFigaroFigaro, Fiiiiiigaaaaaarooooo"
Posted by:sublicon | November 07, 2007 at 11:09 AM
This mouth can get landon and becks in at the same time!
Posted by:Usector | November 07, 2007 at 11:16 AM
Lalas shows off his talents. Ohh, and he also plays soccer.
Posted by:tommymcb | November 07, 2007 at 11:19 AM
Oh my God what were they thinking giving me a contract in the Italian League?
Posted by:Dannyc58 | November 07, 2007 at 11:20 AM
I'm thinking I might take that new chick from Logistics. If things go well I might be showing her my O-face. "Oh... Oh... Oh!" You know what I'm talkin' about. "Oh!"
Posted by:MemRook | November 07, 2007 at 11:22 AM
Ives, i believe there is a caption contest from a while ago that you never posted winners for!
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After Lalas misses a wide open net, he goes on a rampage and makes fun of a kid with cerebral palsy in the front row.
Posted by:bill | November 07, 2007 at 11:25 AM
I always keep my mouth open just in case there's a microphone near
Posted by:sidenetting | November 07, 2007 at 11:25 AM
donde esta la guitara?
Posted by:sprool11 | November 07, 2007 at 11:35 AM
Alexi Lalas reacts to the Jumbotron playing the 2007 LA Galaxy highlight video at halftime.
Posted by:LA Metro | November 07, 2007 at 11:38 AM
Soooooooooooooperclub!
Posted by:Mr. Baker | November 07, 2007 at 11:38 AM
The Galaxy faithful complain that Alexi Lalas sucks, but Lalas proves he can't even do that right.
Posted by:Fireball | November 07, 2007 at 11:38 AM
Alexi finds out Steve McClaren is there for the head coaching job but only if Alexi gets dumped first.
Posted by:cleat/less | November 07, 2007 at 11:41 AM
Alexi flexes his jaw in preparation for meeting Steve Mclaren
Posted by:Tony M | November 07, 2007 at 11:47 AM
owwwww, futbol is boring!!!
Posted by:koolcaio | November 07, 2007 at 11:49 AM
Lalas practices for his upcoming annual employee review with his bosses at AEG.
Posted by:Michael F. | November 07, 2007 at 11:55 AM
Ohhhhh, he called you Pete Vag-anus! Burn!
Posted by:Brad | November 07, 2007 at 11:56 AM
"Crooooowwwwwwnnnnnnnn Jewwwwwwellllll ooooooooofffffff MMMMMMMLLLLLLLSSSSSSSS." (repeat) "Crooooowwwwwwnnnnnnnn Jewwwwwwellllll...
Posted by:chicago millonario | November 07, 2007 at 11:59 AM
I suck at soccer so I mite as well be hear for my illustrious singing career!
Posted by:Joe A. | November 07, 2007 at 12:03 PM
"seriously, i'm awesome. just look at me. i'm going to trade for myself! now which promising young player can i give away..."
Posted by:andrewdiceway | November 07, 2007 at 12:04 PM
I'm an A-holeeeeeeeee
Posted by:Joe A. | November 07, 2007 at 12:04 PM
alexi lalas celebrates mls expansion...two franchises he run into the ground yet, baby!
Posted by:randall | November 07, 2007 at 12:08 PM
sublicon, memrook's are the best. The others are pretty weak, and Bills is just distasteful.
Mine
Lalas gets word that Chivas USA signed Zidane. "Oh no you didn't!" says Lalas
Posted by:Lawrence | November 07, 2007 at 12:32 PM
I won't even attempt to top your caption Ives. Brilliant.
Posted by:Phil | November 07, 2007 at 12:57 PM
It is tough to top Ives' comment, but I'll try.
-Alexi Lalas attempts to recreate the giant sucking noise that has been emanating from the Galaxy team Lalas assembled this season.
Posted by:Marc | November 07, 2007 at 01:19 PM
INSERT BECKHAM HERE.
Posted by:Big Tony | November 07, 2007 at 01:30 PM