(I, the sports reporter, will go up against Pompton Lakes softball pitcher Chelsea Ott in one at bat tentatively scheduled for the first week in May)
Now it’s personal. Chelsea Ott is going to pay. When I asked the all-county pitcher to give comments about our upcoming challenge, Chelsea responded with “my little sister plays little league, are you sure you don’t want to try that?”
She didn’t stop there. I also e-mailed her with a friendly warning, explaining that I performed quite well at the batting cage yesterday.
Her response: “I’m glad you hit in the cages but next time let the 8-year-old girl go in that cage and you try the one for full size people. …I think you may have been confused. The numbers on the outside of the cage are the speed, not your age group.”
Well, Chelsea, let me show you something:
… Yeah, that’s my muscle. It’s real. And no, it’s not digitally enhanced or air-brushed.
And why don’t you take a look at this:
… That’s my game face. People tell me it’s scary. I’ve witnessed many an interviewee crumble under that glare. I’m talking about one-word answers to complex questions.
I was thinking about taking the first pitch, maybe it’d be a strike and you’d feel good about yourself. I would have let you walk away with a moral victory. Now, no mercy.
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